http://avengeyours.tumblr.com/post/96334049806/kayla-bird-please-give-me-immigrant-maximoffs

kayla-bird:

please give me immigrant maximoffs.

maximoffs who know the language of every country they’ve ever lived in but are still a little confused about the tenses of English verbs

maximoffs swearing in Yiddish because they picked it up from Magneto

maximoffs loading the cart up with…

rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:

I think Andy may have realised that his animal is of the stuffed variety.

(via billiondollarsuperhero-writer)

indecisive-yet-united:

runsonpixistix:

Feminists: Abolish gender roles! Girls can like masculine things and boys can like feminine things!

*a group of men unashamedly loves a cartoon made for little girls*

Feminists: DISGUSTING youre invading a space that doesnt belong to you and SOILING IT with your MASCULINITY you fedora wearing neckbeards!

If you still think feminist dislike bronies simply because they’re males, you have a shit-ton of learning to do

(via avengersassemble-inmypants)

toneverforever:

8/31/2014 Post racial Amerikkka

toneverforever:

8/31/2014 Post racial Amerikkka

(via commanderogers)

plinys:

while everybody is sitting here being like “she’s in the fzzt outfit does this mean dream? hallucination? flashback?” my first thought was “woah the show is being realistic and having people repeat their outfits because they cant afford a new one every day esp now without sheild pay checks”

(via antoinetriplett)

Headcanons about how Natasha Romanoff is a massive dork

margotkim:

  • A lot of Natasha’s mysterious reputation around SHIELD stems from the fact that she sometimes doesn’t know how to end a conversation so she’ll dive away Batman style when the other person’s back is turned.
  • Whenever Natasha walks into a room, she immediately ranks everyone in it…

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via igavethatbitchalink)

bangstilinski:

my parents thought they were naming me something unique, but really they just signed me up for a life with a misspelled, mispronounced, never finding on a coke bottle name

(via itsstuckyinmyhead)

chujo-hime:

haeresitic:

no tony stark anthology is complete without tony and steve <3

pretty sure the OP’s talking about the Anthology of Tony Stark

chujo-hime:

haeresitic:

no tony stark anthology is complete without tony and steve <3

pretty sure the OP’s talking about the Anthology of Tony Stark

(Source: princewenyuan, via theappleppielifestyle)

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

(via fuckyeahfabz)

Doing my hair & make-up

jessidork:

thranduil-stormborn:

xeduo:

queenwinterborn:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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steve rogers loves you either way

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this is an important message which i want to share with all of you

(via myunboundride)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via avengersassemble-inmypants)

browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

(via robert-downey-jesus)

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